The Ram Island Short

You ever get absolutely wasted camping out on an island in your town but then a storm comes and blows your boat down the beach and your friends wake you up in your tent but your naked cause you went skinny dipping before passing out so they have to direct your blacked out body onto the boat and then back off the boat and into a car before calling someone to bring bolt cutters so you can get out of the locked parking lot and wake up to find out your clothes and shoes from the night before had been burned up in the fire? yeah me neither. These shorts stand on business though.

Constructed of 85% ramie, 15% linen with Japanese muscle shell buttons and hlaf elasticated waist for maximum comfort. Made in China.